After this week's new revelations, Howard dreams of what used to be.It wasn’t supposed to be like this, was it? You know, fandom and all that entails. It used to be about football, which is handy, because there’s a rumour that City have a match this weekend, though it...

Stefan takes a look at how wrong Jurgen Klopp is with his latest comments.Jurgen Klopp’s Rafa Benitez “Facts” homage in the run up to the Liverpool v City fixture has been wildly applauded on Merseyside and by a wide range of Fleet Street’s finest. The “frightening”...

Our guest reporter is concerned about the future of English football.Guest post by match reporter Patrick Lopez. (yes, it's a parody)   There was a telling moment towards the end of Manchester City’s routine and inevitable victory over West Ham at the weekend....

As Raheem Sterling completes his move to Chelsea, Howard tried to sum up how he feels, and the value of Sterling.He’s one of our greatest goal scorers, though on occasion he couldn’t score in a brothel. He’s one of City’s best players of the past decade, even though...

As the final details are agreed for the transfer of Kevin De Bruyne to Chelsea, their 11th acquisition from City in the past month, many City fans will look at the new squad with a certain amount of trepidation. True, the loss of their eight top scorers last season,...

Howard thinks about another amazing day as a City fan.Calmed down yet? This club take years off you, yet somehow make it worthwhile. Update that will, in preparation for when when City finally finish me off. This team of superstars, led by a generational genius make...

Howard discusses his hopes for 2022, whilst swearing a lot.And so it’s over. The year we all hoped and expected to be better than the staggeringly crap year that preceded it, but wasn’t. We go again. Hopefully this time our expectations are met. For City fans, with...

For the final time, Howard says goodbye - and thanks - to Sergio Aguero.So that is it. With something of a whimper, a career ends, and a new chapter or ten awaits. Sergio Aguero tearfully announced his retirement at the Camp Nou, and the respect and words of thanks...

On the 10th anniversary of Gary Speed's death, Ste looks back at a legend.Ten years ago today we all woke to the awful news that Gary Speed had taken his own life. 9320’s Ste Tudor wrote a tribute to a local hero that dark Sunday morning and it is republished with his...

Howard goes to Old Trafford to watch Manchester United. And of course explains why he would do such a thing.As Cristiano Ronaldo slotted the ball into the bottom corner of the net via the keeper’s papier-mâché hands, the unbridled joy apparent as the realisation...